LANA DEL REY: TWITILEAKS
Clean up on aisle five! The great white hype of 2011, has leaked her Born To Die video all over the interweb. Lana’s come a long way from the grainy YouTube scraps of Video Games; now, she rolls with Bengal tigers in imperial chateaus, bumps up the collagen with fancy lipstick and employs the sort of big budget explosions not seen since Gaddafi’s assault on Benghazi. Let’s hope the next thing she leaks is some of that excess cash. (We are broke).