December 21, 2011 SIGHTS ⁄  BELIEB IN BETTER

BELIEB IN BETTER: If Vanilla Ice/ Tom Hanks’s son and Joaquim Phoenix weren’t proof enough, Justin Bieber just removed all doubt: rap needs to get some sort of restraining order on suburban white boys. There’s a lot wrong in the world when a 17-year old, apron-clad virgin is allowed to freestyle over Biggie’s murder-rap confessional Who Shot Ya? on national radio. It’s time to retire Hit ‘Em Up; Tupac couldn’t have penned a bigger diss.