CHIEF KEEF IN DA HOUSE. (HIS NAN’S HOUSE).
Chief Keef is a 16-year old rising rap sensation from Chicago’s ruff south side. According to Facebook, his current work position is “selling dope”. Little-known outside of his local school district and with only a few YouTube raps to his name, Keef made headlines late last year when he was arrested for pointing his piece at the po-po. Rumours quickly circulated that he’d been shot, the ultimate shortcut up the rap game ladder, but like some sort of plushy toy or novelty cupcake enthusiast, he only picked up an aggravated, unlawful use of weapon charge and was sentenced to two months in the hurt locker that is house arrest. At his nan’s house.
When a hysterical fan heard the good news, he quickly filmed a video of himself shrieking along to one of the Chief’s raps like a climaxing howler monkey. It went viral and propelled CK into the online social consciousness, spawning remixes by Lil B and daddy memebucks, Soulja Boy. His Back From The Dead mix tape dropped yesterday, but unfortunately for Keef, he’s back under house arrest. Let’s hope his nan isn’t into sponge baths.